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The Believer by giblets on 12-29-2007
..and if you think THAT"S interesting, get this: Mr. Rogers was a f*ckin' NAVY SEAL and he has, like, 25 confirmed kills! Holy sh*t, bro! I had no idea!
That's because that whole story is bullsh*t.
No, really. He wears those long sleeve sweaters to cover the milita..
..military tattoos on his arms. Yeah yeah, I got that email like 4 years ago. It's a lie. Also, Lee Marvin didn't say any of that sh*t about Captain Kangaroo fighting at Iwo Jima either. It's all bullsh*t put out there by someone who knew that 99% of the people who read it would believe it without taking any time to research it.
Bro, I just got a f*cking Captain Kangaroo tattoo on my back because of that sh*t. Are you serious?
You should kill yourself. Today.
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