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 | I ate a bunch of pickled baby corn at christmas dinner the other night.It gave me tremendous gas. |  |
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 | The next day,I ate some baked lays chips,made with olestrsa.I still had the gas... |  |
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 | HOO WHEE!I was bendin' over to scalp this injun and let one rip,but that oolestra sent a stream of liquid down my taint,it was embarrassing,but Jane didn't seem to mind-she called it gravy.See that dark spot on my dungarees?That's gravy. |  |
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