| Outed as a possible homosexual, and shunned by the world, our newly-crowned hero retreats to new lands... |
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| sorry sir, there's no gays in the navy | |
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| What?!?!?! Oh that bloody news report! I am NOT gay! | |
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| Well sir, we can't take that chance... We all saw the interview with that man... | |
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| hello duckies! did someone say my name? I just came back from Elton John's house. How was it? Fabulous! Ohh... and he's a go-er too! Him and that David Furnish! He furnished me alright! | |
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| ...with a candlestick, in the drawing room... | |
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