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| Due to budget constraints, the hours that you can put on your time cards are limited to that which you can fit on the wings of a tsetse fly. | |
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| Please be sure to deposit your tsetse fly wings to the time card envelope today. Please also note that sleeping sickness will not be tolerated. | |
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| Also due to budget constraints, we will begin systematically grinding up our employees and serving them as part of the kickoff to our new McDonald's playland. Have a nice day! | |
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| Please be sure to log whether you would prefer to be a ham or cheeseburger and return your burger stats to the director's office. | |
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