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The First Floor Deals with Corporate Culture... by Joseph on 01-12-2006
Due to budget constraints, the hours that you can put on your time cards are limited to that which you can fit on the wings of a tsetse fly.
Please be sure to deposit your tsetse fly wings to the time card envelope today. Please also note that sleeping sickness will not be tolerated.
Also due to budget constraints, we will begin systematically grinding up our employees and serving them as part of the kickoff to our new McDonald's playland. Have a nice day!
Please be sure to log whether you would prefer to be a ham or cheeseburger and return your burger stats to the director's office.
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