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Chapter Two: An Existential Crisis by cdangel82 on 12-10-2007
It seemed I was coming to a number of important realizations.
My parents are #ssh#les. Reality is bullsh#t. Men are pigs. I feel fat.
I was worried about talking to my parents about anything. When my sister came out of the closet, they had sent her to a Catholic priest.
Sir, I just don't think you can help me. I don't believe in god. To be honest, I don't believe in anything.
My god! This girl looks pretty thin.
My friends were certainly no help. They were all as depressed as I was. Everyone's lunch ended up in the toilet that year.
Hey, you look really pretty. Have you lost weight?
Yes, I also ran the Boston Marathon. Have I mentioned my A average? Let's go shopping for skinny jeans.
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