| It seemed I was coming to a number of important realizations. |
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| I was worried about talking to my parents about anything. When my sister came out of the closet, they had sent her to a Catholic priest. |
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| Sir, I just don't think you can help me. I don't believe in god. To be honest, I don't believe in anything. | |
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| My god! This girl looks pretty thin. | |
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| My friends were certainly no help. They were all as depressed as I was. Everyone's lunch ended up in the toilet that year. |
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| Hey, you look really pretty. Have you lost weight? | |
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| Yes, I also ran the Boston Marathon. Have I mentioned my A average? Let's go shopping for skinny jeans. | |
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