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Progressive Alcoholism by lemponmc on 12-07-2007
Umm, Karen, I have something to tell you...I cheated on you a few weeks ago. I don't even know what to say, I was completely smashed and it was the dumbest thing I have ever done.
WHAT!? Oh that is it Charlie, that is the last straw, we are through. Get your crap out of this house and dont you ever come around here again.
Karen...Nevermind, I just want to apologize for everything that I have done. I have been drinking myself into a depression and I let it get the best of me. There is no excuse for what I have done and I hope you have a wonderful life.
Oh don't you worry, You can drink as much as you want with your little whore that you knocked up. I'll see you in court for a divorce.
Alcohol is the worst thing that ever happened to me. Never again will I let this control my life.
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