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Jeff Bezos visits the library by silverfish on 12-06-2007
Hey, man! Are you still reading a rl-book? That is so L7, like totally square. Don’t you know that William J. Mitchell, Dean of Architecture at MIT, has famously declared that the physical book is irrelevant "except to those addicted to the look and feel of tree flakes encased in dead cow."
Let me get this straight. You are quoting the Dean of Architecture at MIT in casual conversation and I am the one who is “L7.”
I, Jeff Bezos™, have once again reinvented the very fabric of space and time by conceiving the most innovative innovation known to mankind! Verily, behold and quake in mortal fear at the terrible genius of the Kindle! It’s a device for reading books electronically. An electronic book reader, if you will. Did I just blow your mind?
Actually, I’m propping my office door open with a Rocketbook right now. So what makes the Kindle such an awesome innovation?
The inherent superiority of the Kindle will not be immediately apparent to mere human chattel such as yourself, but see if you can wrap you puny mind around at least one small fragment of my genius. I took your regular, everyday, garden variety failure of an ebook reader… and stuck an Amazon.com logo on it. AND set it up so it defaults to Amazon.com! You may now worship the ground I walk on as your very mind boggles.
The mind boggles, all right
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