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| Yea, I was just sitting at my desk and poof-- I ended up on my desktop. Except there's some creepy dude squeezing it here too. | |
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| I am now an attractive woman holding a vibrator... | |
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| sh#t, I gotta go Jason. The creepy dude just turned into some woman wearing a purple trench coat and holding a vibrator. | |
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| ...and I am casually reaching for your groin. | |
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| False alarm. It was my boss all along. Restart the server... quickly. | |
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