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Beaute sans vanite finally talks to his beloved Fuster by Phenomenal_woman on 11-27-2007
After numerous attempts to talk to her she grudgingly accepts his call
Fuster, oh Fuster how I missed you so. Won't you please return to the Soapbox?
I don't know why you continue to torture yourself, beaute. Fuster is just not interested in you.
But she quickly grows weary of his brown nosing
You are such a classy lady, my precious. I am learning French so that I can charm you with my romantic declarations of love and affection.
She won't be impressed by your feeble attempts to woo her.
Fuster lets him know what she really thinks of him in no uncertain terms
What ? I am a sniveling, piece of crap only good enough to wipe your butt? But Fuster dearest...
Maybe you should buy the Charmin. I hear it's squeezably soft.
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