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Sammi Goes to England by Crumble_n_Custard on 11-27-2007
One day on Blackpool Promenade. Sammi from Canada meets her internet lover Sircastic for the first time.
At last my darling, we meet. You complete me like no other ever has. I must say though that its awfully nasty weather.
What do you expect for late November you stupid tart? Sunshine and blossoms? Lets fck!
Sammi has a very stable family life back in Canada but she has left all that for some clown she's met online who will actually end up beating her and feeding her fishheads
Oh my darling, say we shall never be apart again. I am wearing no undergarments so what d'ya say we get back to your place and erm...shagbang? That is what you Brits say isn't it? Shagbang?
Er...Yeah whatever. Lets time how fast I can rip these clothes of you b#tch and you better not cum too quick or be slack or you'll get a slap!
A fairytale ending!
I am the luckiest woman alive.
GOOD GRIEF!!!
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