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 | You know what's in the news today? Boring money related bollocks, that is what. Is in the news. Today. |  |
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 | The latest twists and turns in the "Northern Rock learns about capitalism" saga, and some white guy donated to the Labour party oh no |  |
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 | Call us bitter and cynical and twisted husks of human beings, but while soldiers are dying in the mud in Iraq we really couldn't give a f#*k about some guy donating to a political party as though it's a scandal |  |
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 | And as for Northern Rock, when the customers voted for it to float on the stock exchange, what the f#*k did they think would happen? Give it to Branson, see what the f#*k difference it makes |  |
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 | f#*king complacent western culture, makes me f#*king mumble grumble |  |
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 | Misanthropy and barefaced contempt: it's the new wave in comedy! |  |
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