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 | Hi, I'm SpiderWire. I'm everyone's favourite guy on The Soapbox. Want to meet up? I can cook, I can tell other people's jokes... and cook... |  |
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 | What are your credentials? |  |
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 | Blonde, 5'5, 34DD, and I'm 24... |  |
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 | I may have twisted the truth a little when describing myself |  |
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