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| Hi, I'm SpiderWire. I'm everyone's favourite guy on The Soapbox. Want to meet up? I can cook, I can tell other people's jokes... and cook... | |
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| What are your credentials? | |
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| Blonde, 5'5, 34DD, and I'm 24... | |
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| I may have twisted the truth a little when describing myself | |
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| Even better... | |
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