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Existential Football by T_Emery_Lolsworth on 11-19-2007
So football! England aren't out of Euro 2008 after all. Yet
We had seriously and genuinely resigned ourselves to this
And then the Israelis go and win the Russians
Yes he meant to say that, it is how they talk where Lolsworth lives, and therefore it is how we talk in this desolate wasteland we laughingly call our existence
Roman Abramovitch was reportedly scowling a good'un, although as a Russian Jew he couldn't really lose
Other phrases include "You'm", "one of they", "where's it to" and "or no" in place of "or not". Because they're retards and I hate them all so very much that my very soul is aflame, or it would be if Lolsworth deigned to give me such a thing
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