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 | Microsoft CEO, founder and zillionaire, Bill Gates has died today from an unknown virus. Doctors will perform an autopsy this Thursday to determine the exact nature of the death. | |
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| Fred, you said zillionaire. There's no such thing. | |
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| The virus will eventually wipe out the entire human species. It is a slow, agonizing process that will affect everyone. Gates was fortunate enough to be the first, and since he was the first, he experienced the quickest, most elementary form of the strain. He died painlessly and peacefully. | |
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| Hey Bill. What do you say we go out again, for old time's sake? | |
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| Go out? Where? My freakin head is yellow and I don't think I have a penis anymore. | |
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