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Ghost Likely to Succeed by infallibleangel on 11-09-2007
Wow! Well I for one think it's great that you're moving on with your life. It's been a pleasure meeting you... Mrs. Candlewood, right?
Yeah, this is my first time out with another man since my husband died, 3 years ago. I don't know where he is though, he was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago...
Sorry mam, It's time to go. I've gotta shut down out here! Would you like me to call you a cab?
But he wazuppozed to meet me're... he stood me up. I got stood up!
Swearing at an officer of the law, threat with a deadly weapon, theft... I'd say you're in a world of trouble, Mr. Candlewood. (Candlewood... that's the last name of the lady I'm supposed to meet tonight.. weird).
f#*k you copper! I'll, uh, stab you with my, uh......knife! That's right I got a knife! And, uh... I stole a car today too! (You won't make it to that date if I have anything to do with it!!) I'M RUNNING NOW! BETTER CATCH ME!
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