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 | I just need a man who can commit and be there when I need to go shopping and let me get my own jag because I need to be hot otherwise how am I going to marry you and conceive your child that will conquer the world? | |
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| Someone who can make me Laugh, take me on trips, ring my bell; if you know what I mean, and provide an emotional homebase for my ever unpredictable mood swings to collide into. | |
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| Maybe after I have confirmed all of my insecurrities are really just hormonal dillusions, you can show me that you're man enough to be my number one. | |
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| Your sister was better. | |
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