Hey, would you like to pick up a bag for your new laptop?
is it free?
uh.. no, you have to pay for it.
oh, well if you want to throw it in for free then I guess Ill take it. otherwise forget it kid.
...oh dear, looks like that laptop is out of stock sir! however, you are in luck! my store in reno has one new in the box! would you like me to have them hold it for you?
