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The Split by EvilPandaPirate on 11-07-2007
...and so, my people, it is time for us to rise up, to get this message to all the world. If we do not speak out against this darkness, who will? We must all UNITE against the rampant wickedness.
Television advertising! It is the great evil, the corrupter of souls, the harvester of lives. It will suck out the very marrow of the UPCI, and I for one refuse to stand by and let that happen.
Okay, great. Now go upload that to our church website. I'll call the district board and tell them we're leaving the organization.
Hypocrite.
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