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If no one ever lied by marzapan on 11-06-2007
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Hello. I'm Bob Hurley, here reporting late-breaking news not covered anywhere else. Late-breaking meaning more that we are late and we are breaking several rules about lying on television. Live meaning several hours later. Of course it's live now... Everyone else of course excludes CNN, ch 3, and ch 7. So anyways,
Well, I guess if you're done. I'll get my check book. You did a thorough, good job, of course?
Well sure I did! By the way 'thorough' to me means only two broken dishes, only one stolen piece of jewelry, dust only swept under one-okay, two rugs, your strictly hand washed vase and glass dishwashed, and the bedroom not vaccummed.
I do-- promise to only cheat on him once a month, and only take advantage of him a few times, and only lie once a week, and not make him do ALL the chores, and only divorce him and take his stuff after at LEAST two years. Cake anyone?
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