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 | So the Queen said a thing |  |
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 | Whatever |  |
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 | Why do we spend hours on end reopening Parliament anyway? |  |
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 | Because we're British |  |
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 | Come to think of it, why the f#*k do we even close it? Do we expect world affairs to just cease for a quarter of the year or something? |  |
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 | We can't go without our tea breaks, that would be vulgar |  |
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