Captain was feeling lonely today. |
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| I wish someone would come and... give it to me in the butt. | |
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So he called in a favor to a dating service. |
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| It says here that you're looking for someone to `tear my ass up`, is that true? | |
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| Yes, sir! | |
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They found him a perfect match. |
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| It's so hard to find men who look like little boys now days. I can't wait. | |
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| I'm so happy. | |
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