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Heavens hell by WhiskeyBlade on 11-05-2007
Life in heaven wasnt all glitz and glam!
Uhg... another day. Man I hate Mondays
Hello, Heaven Express, This is Paul. May I take your request?
Theres paper to shuffle, and pens to push.
I hate all of the ass kissing, pointless repetition. I feel like I am getting nowere.
No, Ma'am you cannot bring your Dog. Dogs are not allowed.... Why? Well, this is Heaven, humans only Ma'am. No. I am sorry. It is policy Ma'am................... Please, calm down.
But everyone has a window office
......I wish I could kill myself........but, I guess thats what got me here in the first place...... I hate Mondays.
I dont give a flying SH*T What that stupid movie said. This is heaven, not hollywood, not all dogs go to HEAVEN!! The dont have souls. .... No.........What? My Manager.... yeah, I can get him. But policy is policy..... Okay.. Hold Please....FRANK!!
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