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A lesson for all you illiterate folk by ZOMGkittenzLOL on 01-09-2006
Well, I'm here to tell you about the English language today, since the spelling here sounds like it came from people with an extra chromosome 21.
Yes, Downs Syndrome, I believe.
Here are some wrong examples that I have seen: shampane, metifore, were, marring, useing, censoreded, will, righting, hipnotized, my self, awnser, and title.
Yes, and some words that don't even exist are: soliod, acconomy, and smit. On a side note, singular subjects take singular verbs while plural subjects take plural verbs. Also, place commas around an apposative in order to keep things in check.
A list of corrections for the words are here in this order: champagne, metaphore, where, marrying, using, censored, while, writing, hypnotized, myself, answer, tidal, solid, economy, and smite.
If you will note, this was dedicated to our resident genius, tcca8998, who spells like he was half-retarded while tripping on acid. And thank you all for your time here to learn!
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