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Alice looks for a Realtor. by hoagland721 on 11-01-2007
Intrigued by his offer of ultra-low commission, Alice interviews real estate agent Hugh Nimrod...
So, Hugh? How do you plan on marketing my home in this difficult market, while offering to work for virtually no money at all?
Well, DUH? Didn't you not hear me say "LOW COMMISSION?" Somethin's gotta give, lady, and do the math! If you're getting me for almost nothing, what do you expect in terms of marketing?
Susan Hoagland of Prudential told me she will grab this pathetic market by the throat, shake it until it stops howling, jump on its beastly back and ride it like a racehorse all the way home until we finish with a terrific sale ON MY TERMS. She said "It's a hard market, so we need to market hard. She said she will stop at NOTHING to insure my home receives widespread, world class exposure designed to drive people to my doorstep.
I hate Susan Hoagland.
Yeah, so he pretty much just took his briefcase and left, I didn't even have to ask him...
Too funny. Here, I have Susan on the line for you....You're gonna love her.
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