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cannibalism by stephentheh on 10-26-2007
suit guy has a question for moses...
how come it doesn't say anything in the 10 commandments about cannibalism?
uh, it does!
no, it doesn't. it just says "thou shalt not kill" but it doesn't say i can't eat someone if they die by natural causes.
yeah, it does. it's the eleventh commandment. you must have an old version of the commandments.
oh good... so tell me he included pedophilia on the no-no list in the new version... right?
sh#t! i - uh, i mean he - HE forgot about the priest. go ahead and scribble that one in as #12 in the page margin. we'll get to that in version 3.0
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