| suit guy has a question for moses... |
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 | how come it doesn't say anything in the 10 commandments about cannibalism? | |
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| uh, it does! | |
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| no, it doesn't. it just says "thou shalt not kill" but it doesn't say i can't eat someone if they die by natural causes. | |
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| yeah, it does. it's the eleventh commandment. you must have an old version of the commandments. | |
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| oh good... so tell me he included pedophilia on the no-no list in the new version... right? | |
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| sh#t! i - uh, i mean he - HE forgot about the priest. go ahead and scribble that one in as #12 in the page margin. we'll get to that in version 3.0 | |
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