On Sunday afternoon, a 53 year old man was found dead on the road covered in piss. Miss Nipples is here to ask some people about their theory. |
|
 | So, police dude, what do you think happended? |  |
|
 | There was obviously a drunk dude on the road needing to have a pee, so he killed the man and pissed on him. |  |
|
|
|
|
|
 | Hello, fat dude, what do you think happened? And please face this way. |  |
|
 | Sorry, no can do. Anyway, I think the old man died because of a cold and then a guy on the road needed a pee and he thought the dead old man was a toilet because old men look like toilets when they're dead. |  |
|
|
|
|
|
 | So, Josh Wanker, what do you think happened? |  |
|
 | Hmm... well I quit being a pervert a few comics ago, and I'm a homosexual now. Aaanyway, I raped the old man and he died. Then I pissed on him. |  |
|
|
|
|