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Johnny Quartez: Hitman for Hire by toricarlisle on 10-23-2007
The target is sent on a tropical vacation to recover fully from his injuries. Johnny isn't far behind, posing as a waiter at his resort. He of course has his trusty weapon just under his tray...
This is the life, I should have gotten hit by a car a long time ago...
There are too many witnesses, I will have to try again later.
Johnny doesn't get his shot and the clumsy, but lucky officer gets ravaged by a crashing wave while learning to surf on the beach. Johnny poses as the concerned wife rushing to his side at the local hospital...
Where is my husband, we were just married in a beautiful beachside wedding!
Your husband is a total clutz!
The sun goes down on another day of bizarre events in paradise. But not before Johnny checks in on his target disgused as the room service maid. He enters the room to find the target barely awake in his wheelchair...
My whole body hurts.
Nows my chance, I should take it!
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