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Male Rules by cprisk04 on 10-08-2007
I don't care what Cosmo says... Don't EVER try to put your finger up our ass!
Well it’s the best way to get a biting dog off of you so you can punch it in the nose…
If you would have sex with a famous female actress or singer, please tell us!
If we have sex with a famous female actress or singer you won’t be invited. We won’t even let you smell our fingers when we’re done.
I really like taking girls out and treating them like queens... if I feel they deserve and appreciate it... and they make me feel like the king!
Elvis id DEAD, Baby!
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