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 | Good evening and welocme to Are You Smarter Than An Illegal Alien! Tonight we have Bob Jones and Juanita Sanchez playing for big money. Let's get right to it. Question one: What do you do with food stamps? | |
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| Uh... buy food? | |
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| Oh, I know! Joo sell dem to drug deehlers for crack, then sell the crack to prostitutes, then send half the money home to Tijuana! | |
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| Juanita, you're our big winner tonight! Wanna know what you've won? An Oregon Driver's license and voter's registration card! | |
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| Oh, sheeet. I already have those! The state gave me that for nuthin' when I got here! | |
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