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Mad Crazy Jesus Skillz by ThrillerJesus on 01-09-2006
... and in a few more years I'll dip out this dead rock / as Jizzle Chrizzle, my only true homie, stops my clock / it'll be f_ckin' sick as I glide through the clouds / never made use of my dick at all and I'm proud / and if you perchance get the chance to see me / as the ...
... one true God re-abducts my body / you'll see too a million doves as they form a dollar sign / and a mic to let the living know the title was mine / I was Creation's greatest rapper, JC's most divinest MC / so spell my name right when you write my biography
That's pretty f_ckin' cold.
Ice cold, my son.
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