| One fine day in Moscow on the Willamette... |
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 | What in the world is that hunk of crap doing over there? Can't people throw away their garbage anymore? | |
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| It's not garbage. It's art. I made it myself! Hey, since the Zoo Bombers get their own statue for breaking the law... | |
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| You made garbage all on your own? I'm proud of you. What is it supposed to be? | |
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| Well, I got some voter registration cards from illegals, some underwear from some naked guy in Happy Valley, some condoms from hookers, used needles from junkies, and made it all look like a toilet at the courthouse. | |
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| What do you call it? | |
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| I call it "Mayor Moonbeam welcomes you to Oregon". | |
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