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Simon's Interview by Simonv on 01-08-2006
A News Reporter interviews super cool guy Simon, Who is currently talking with his super model girlfriend on his cool cell phone.
Simon, how does it feel to be so freaking cool and sexy?
Its really Nice.
The interviewer, hearing Simon's suave and sexy voice, instantly falls in love with him.
His voice is so nice and is so manly and rugged, and he ripped!!!
Hey baby, how you doing love angel? I've been thinking 'bout you girl.
The interviewer, hypnotized by his dark brown eyes and deep gravely voice, confesses her feelings for him.
Simon, I love you. and if you dump that broad and walk with me, you can walk forever in paradise.
Sorry honey, only one name goes on my sugga-pie list, and you ain't that name. You'll find somebody some day girl, it just won't be me. Now scram honey!!
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