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 | Mommy, I'm not supposed to ride on your lap and hold the wheel. Daddy says I'm supposed to ride in my car seat.... | |
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| Jayden, let mommy finish her drink and send a few more text messages.... then we'll pull over and I'll let you play in the road while I run inside for a minute...how does that sound? | |
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| Britney Spears, confess your sins to God and you will recieve absolution.... | |
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| What's this 'confess my sins' crap?...You mean this isn't the women's bathroom?! | |
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| No, it's a confessional booth | |
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| Well then...I confess that I just took a dump in here. Thank you Father...I feel so much better now. By the way...If I were you I'd think about getting somebody in here to clean that sh*t up 'cause DAMN.... | |
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