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People these days #29 by Vetinari on 09-14-2007
Bartender Joe at work
Hi, I'm a nominal character. A token figure in life's narrative, placed here as a prop to blandly and blindly provide good times for the more popular sitcom characters of the world.
Because of this I am full of bitter rage and recrimination. I would happily attack you from behind in a dark alley with a sock full of the meager change I make in tips. Then I would use your cell phone to call your special someone and make sexual threats. Probably because the long hours I work just to make ends meet deny me the opportunity to meet nice ladies.
Recently Fired Guy no longer at work
But you'll never know any of that because I will always be smiling and my spit tastes just like Vodka.
No tip for you, good to know.
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