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| So Bob, how's the wife? | |
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| Oh Lorenzo, my sweet little, beautiful pooky lips is as splendidly wonderful as ever. Last night she made the most delicious casserole anyone has ever made. I just love being married, almost more than breathing. | |
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| Do you have a girlfriend or wife? | |
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| Bob I'm gay. I came last Christmas at the office party. Remember, you took a swing at Karen and vomitted on Sean's shoes. But thank you for solving an issue for me. I no longer have any desire to get married. | |
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