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 | So wait did England win their first Rugby World Cup match or not |  |
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 | 28-10, my friend |  |
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 | Could have fooled me, the match reports (for a victory) read like obituaries |  |
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 | I guess England's efficent victory paled in comparison to the day's other matches, New Zealand and Australia scoring 24 tries between them against bloody Italy and Japan |  |
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 | Remove all mention of the scoreline from these reports and it would seem as though England are doing even worse than France, who lost their f#*king match without scoring a try, leaving them in f#*king disarray. Only the f#*king English |  |
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 | It was lumbering and slow as molasses, but get some perspective. Oh, also we always liked Emile Heskey. He works well with Owen. It's the Shearer-Sheringham thing. |  |
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