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 | Isn't all this sexism in the scene great? I don't even sing or play an instrument, but I'm booked to open for The Gossip next month! | |
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| How do you think I managed that Joanna Newsom gig? As soon as I saw the promoter on the phone with Billions, I just made sure I was the first woman within a hundred foot radius. | |
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| And who needs talent anyway, when the only reason you exist is so people can comment about your appearance on internet messageboards! | |
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| I know! It's not like I'm being added to the show to derive inspiration or experience solidarity with others who might be marginalized on account of their gender. | |
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| Right! Thank goodness for a lack of imagination! Now I just need to listen to The Gossip so I can sound similar to them. | |
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| You mean you would actually listen... TO LOUD ROCK MUSIC? | |
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