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 | Self...Remember that time you made a neighbor kid stand in a red ant mound?How do you feel about that now that you're middle aged? | |
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| Upon careful reflection Self,I feel pretty bad about that incident | |
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| How about that time you fed grapes with dog poop in them to that same kid? | |
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| I regret that one too Self,but you have to admit,splitting grapes and stuffing them with poop was ingenious for an 8 year old. | |
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| OK...lets move on to 16...do you regret spiking your civics teachers coffee with LSD 25? | |
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| No sir!I loved that one!Watching her strip down and do the "emancipation proclamation rag" in front of the whole class was comedy gold. | |
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