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 | So. Farewell then Tim Henman's playing career. | |
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| Truly the Lawn Tennis Association's best friend. | |
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| Yep, Henman's freakish natural ability masked the fact that the LTA is more concerned with the length of the player's chins proportionate to the grass, than they are with tennis anymore | |
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| Timmy Wimmy's aforementioned natural ability was formidable, but given an actual sporting infrastructure that could have nurtured his potential, he could have actually WON GRAND SLAMS. | |
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| As he got older the panic in the rooms of the LTA was almost palpable. "OH GOD OH GOD" we could almost hear "WITHOUT HENMAN WE'LL HAVE NO BRITONS IN WIMBLEDON AT ALL IN A FEW YEARS OH GOD THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE US LET PROLES PLAY TENNIS IN PARKS WITHOUT PAYING THE COPYRIGHT FEE" | |
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| And then Andy Murray showed up and they relaxed | |
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