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Lady Liberty's Ankles by Gimp on 08-17-2007
Ellis Island
I'M SCHEDULED FOR DEPORTATION?
Well Carl, you haven't been coming to "Smokers Anonymous" in two weeks...
??? YOU DICK! I HAVEN'T COME BECAUSE I QUIT SMOKING!
oh
So, am I clear to go home?
I'll let you know in 3 minutes. I'm trying to think of another absurd reason to get your lazy ass off this great country.
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