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 | Twirp, the new weight chart issued by our gov't no longer has you as overweight... | |
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| That's good news, Dr. Judas. | |
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| ...it now lists you as morbidly obese. | |
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| What does that mean? | |
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| It means your insurance company will now pay for stomach stapling, stomach bands, and a variety of colorful diet pills! | |
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| Hmm, well, that sounds like a rather 'sedentary' approach. OKAY! | |
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