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 | Bin Laden determined to strike the USA... |  |
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 | What?He's gonna stripe the USA?That fellers crazy!Don't he know we got plenty of wetbacks to stripe the roads and parkin lots of amurica.Hehhehheh-erk! |  |
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 | Uh,no sir,not stripe...STRIKE. |  |
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 | Strike???What?Is Bin laden some kinda Jimmy Hoffa union feller who thinks he can bend us over?I don't think so.No sir...No siree bob tailed CAT! |  |
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 | Specific information regarding domestic commercial airline flights were cited... |  |
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 | HEY!It's 10 o'clock!That's snack time bucko!PICKLES!!!!Where's my nanner puddin' and capri sun?! |  |
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