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 | So, tell everyone back on Earth, how does it feel to be the first bride wed on The Moon? |  |
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 | Well, it sure beats gettin' married in the trailer park like we first were gonna. But when I found out that I won the Dream Wedding on the Moon Sweepstakes, my whole life changed. |  |
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 | How's that? |  |
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 | Well... I won't have to ride in my cousin's 1984 F-150 with the wooden spinners on the wheels and the baked bean cans hangin' off the backend that he was gonna use for noise makers when we drove off. |  |
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