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 | Ron James live from El Paso TX. Borders are still being penetrated. |  |
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 | Each day another 2.79 Billion Illegal Immigrants enter by way of Girls Gone Wild's creator, Joe Francis' PRIVATE tunnel to casting mem.... |  |
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 | Senior. I hab a Especial Dos, Tres no cheees, three Taacoe's and a pickture of Sszzombie. It make you eyes go boom! Tree Ninety Sebum. |  |
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 | STEVE! Who ordered Mexican take out again? WHAT NOW? Naaaawwh! Not BLUESCREEN problems again! You can make a washing machine land on the moon in '69 but you can't do this? I knew I shoulda went with FAX network! |  |
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