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 | So okay while Lolsworth's been struggling with his brain thing and this new comic the middle part of Britain has basically drowned, which now I come to think of it sounds kind of awesome | |
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| The North and the South becoming different countries...all we'd need is for the Scots to finish up Hadrian's Wall | |
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| Where does this leave Wales then | |
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| Pretty much where they usually are, sitting in the valleys grumbling about the English and eating Lava Bread and Rarebit and leeks and whatever the f#*k else they eat in Wales, lamb I guess | |
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| Apart from Pembrokshire of course which isn't really Wales, it's just an outpost of England, like Alaska only wet and middle-class | |
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| You hear me, Christian Bale? DUDE YOU ARE NOT A WELSHMAN, YOU COME FROM HAVERFORDWEST FOR f#*k'S SAKE. HAVERFORDWEST, THAT MEANS "WESTERN HEREFORD" LIKE EAST PRUSSIA OR SOMETHING, IT IS NOT REAL WALES | |
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