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 | Aw hell the Weekly World News is closing down |  |
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 | So. Farewell then, Bat Boy |  |
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 | Where are we going to get our honest real genuine news now? |  |
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 | The National Enquirer I guess |  |
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 | Yeah but that can't decide if it wants to actually be a newspaper or something, we can't trust it to give us our weekly requirement of aliens, interviews with Elvis and Bat Boy trivia |  |
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 | And now the "Baby Parts Lake Michigan" headline will never come to pass. CURSE YOU GOD FOR MAKING THEM CLOSE THIS MAGAZINE THIS WAY |  |
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