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 | Sir, have you been drinking? | |
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| ..If i had a nickel for every time someone asked me that today.....i would probably have enough money to pay for all these drinks i've had. | |
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| I'm gonna need to see your license. | |
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| Oh, i'll SHOW ya my license. It's right there in my front pocket. It's large, and hard. Go ahead and reach in there for it. | |
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| ...it's right next to my small penis.. | |
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