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Routine Alchohol Arrest by doubtfulhenry on 07-19-2007
Possible drunk and disorderly conduct
Sir, have you been drinking?
..If i had a nickel for every time someone asked me that today.....i would probably have enough money to pay for all these drinks i've had.
I'm gonna need to see your license.
Oh, i'll SHOW ya my license. It's right there in my front pocket. It's large, and hard. Go ahead and reach in there for it.
...it's right next to my small penis..
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