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 | An open letter to T. Emery Lolsworth's aunt's former GP | |
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| How you doing, man, hope you're doing okay. Hope you're family's doing well, the kids and so on. | |
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| And we especially hope you've learned to tell the difference between gastro-entritis and f#*kING BOWEL CANCER, YOU MOTHERf#*kING MANIAC | |
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| WHAT THE f#*k, YOU STUPID f#*kING #&@!? WHAT THE HOLY JESUS f#*k? IS METASTASIS LIKE A f#*kING FINISH LINE TO YOU, YOU GOD DAMNED f#*kFACE | |
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| I hope you get struck off with a f#*king SCIMITAR IN THE KIDNEYS YOU UTTER PIECE OF sh#t YOU UTTER f#*kING sh#t GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD f#*kING f#*k YOU | |
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| I wonder how cathartic this is. | |
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