Mary and Greg debate Calvism...in front of an erupting volcano: |
|
 | You know, I think it might be a good idea to exercise our free will and evacuate from the erupting volcano. |  |
|
 | That's a typical Arminian response . . . I'll think I'll stay and enjoy my punch. |  |
|
|
|
|
Greg confidently puts Arminian Mary in her place: |
|
 | What? How can you be so care-free about this? |  |
|
 | I'm a Calvinist. If God wants me to be killed by melting lava, then that is His sovereign will. |  |
|
|
|
|
Greg teaches Mary a fundamental truth: |
|
 | You do realize that your shoes are beginning to melt right? I'm out of here. |  |
|
 | O ye of little faith. If God wants my shoes to continue melting, then they will continue to melt. |  |
|
|
|
|