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Calvinism In The Hands Of An Idiot by seth on 07-02-2007
Mary and Greg debate Calvism...in front of an erupting volcano:
You know, I think it might be a good idea to exercise our free will and evacuate from the erupting volcano.
That's a typical Arminian response . . . I'll think I'll stay and enjoy my punch.
Greg confidently puts Arminian Mary in her place:
What? How can you be so care-free about this?
I'm a Calvinist. If God wants me to be killed by melting lava, then that is His sovereign will.
Greg teaches Mary a fundamental truth:
You do realize that your shoes are beginning to melt right? I'm out of here.
O ye of little faith. If God wants my shoes to continue melting, then they will continue to melt.
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