| At the foot of mount everest... |
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| ..and on the sixth day, the lord created man.. | |
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| ..the spider was called she-lob and always had a taste for anything but ork.. | |
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| ..She took the apple from the tree, because the talking snake said it would taste good, but the lord didn't allow it... | |
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| ..gollem was a nasty little creature, always mumbling the words "my precioussss".. | |
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| This sucks give me that book of yours, beyotch!! | |
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